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Super Smash Super Smash

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 20, 2012

So dope

My buddy has a nintendo themed sleeve down his right arm. He nearly passed out from sheer joy after watching this...



The Breach The Breach

Rated 4 / 5 stars July 21, 2010

Event Horizon w/ and easier ending

It was a cool game for the atmosphere and art, especially towards the end when you could see straight to the Mount of the Moth, very eerie. One bug found. When the messenger of light first speaks to you as her/himself with the antennae, i held down super run and shoot while moving towards her through the darkeness, you know it takes a sec before you get to it each time....Immediately when i reached it, the dialouge box popped open but i was launched back into reality while it was still talking. at the last piece of dialouge, i was unable to close the box and couldn't fire or collect items. I subsequently died and then kicked smal pomeranian ten miles IRL.



Mad Mad Mario Mad Mad Mario

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 2, 2009

I laughed

The WHOLE time. Love this submission. Really generates the laughter in people who grew up playing these games. I think I might actually donate 300 million dollars..................


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Samurai Master Samurai Master

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars November 20, 2008

Pretty Cool

Honestly though, I was hoping for something like Ronin Warrior. Boss battles were good, but the ultra slash usually made ME the boss.

I saw the old geezer's item and i figured you wouldn't throw something like that in there for nothing, so I bought it. BOOOOOOM 2 slash death cuts, THE JEWEL OF THE MARTYRS IS AWESOME.

Add some terrain, si arrow tracking, make me bigger, more enemies with quicker response and gimme a sword of destiny or something.


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Besieged Besieged

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 26, 2008

Very good game

I'd like to brag about my survival stats. Ended up having to sell my towers off to end the game. My computer was lagging bad and the game would've been running all night.
Survival Mode
Au-312008
Resources-123792
Time-1:3:3


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L337 Kr3w: Reanimation L337 Kr3w: Reanimation

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 20, 2008

That kicked unrequited amoutns of ass

I watched every one. Each had their greatness and I am wholeheartedly impressed with the whole feature. Please continue making amazing and blazingly awesome contributions.



Thing-Thing 4 Thing-Thing 4

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars April 8, 2008

Ridiculous bulls$%t glitches.

I invested a significant amount of time into this game because it WAS cool. After i finished genetics lab 5 on hard and was making for the exit, i attempted to switch my ammo-less hk-91 for a desert eagle that was lying near the exit. It was apparently too close to the exit and as i was switching weapons, the game also sent me to the next level. In the elevator, i discovered that the weapon in my hand switched at the rate of 3weapons a second, cycling through every gun in the game. I had no ammo and was unable to shoot. The only thing i can do is throw weapons. the game allows me to throw two of every weapon, then it defaults me to the lead pipe. I can't even pick up the weapons i threw! So now there is a whole pile of weapons, 1 dead guy due to thrown-weapon death, and his weapon now lying on the ground. as soon as i pick up his weapon, i can throw 2 of every weapon again until lead pipe default. I've tried going to the armory, throwing weapons for years upon years, restarting the game from the beginning, and yelling at the compy. all failures. FIX THAT SHIT NOW DAMNIT.



Outlaw pt.1 Outlaw pt.1

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 17, 2008

Extremely Engaging

I really enjoyed the story and thought the gun was extra sweet.



QWERTY Warriors 2 QWERTY Warriors 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 17, 2008

EVERY DAY

I give this a 5. By far the most impressive typing game i've ever come across. The versatility and flexibility of the game coupled with its engaging gameplay has me convinced that you've created a masterpeice.



The TV Commercial The TV Commercial

Rated 3 / 5 stars March 10, 2008

Tornados would've got me

because that weather service warning was wayyyyy to short for me to see any upcoming threats.


ConAir responds:

Yeah the point of it being so short was to just capitalize on the fact of how ridiculous of an idea it is in the first place.