Score: 10

"I laughed"

submission: Mad Mad Mario

date: April 2, 2009

The WHOLE time. Love this submission. Really generates the laughter in people who grew up playing these games. I think I might actually donate 300 million dollars..................

Score: 7

"Pretty Cool"

submission: Samurai Master

date: November 20, 2008

Honestly though, I was hoping for something like Ronin Warrior. Boss battles were good, but the ultra slash usually made ME the boss.

I saw the old geezer's item and i figured you wouldn't throw something like that in there for nothing, so I bought it. BOOOOOOM 2 slash death cuts, THE JEWEL OF THE MARTYRS IS AWESOME.

Add some terrain, si arrow tracking, make me bigger, more enemies with quicker response and gimme a sword of destiny or something.

Score: 10

"Very good game"

submission: Besieged

date: June 26, 2008

I'd like to brag about my survival stats. Ended up having to sell my towers off to end the game. My computer was lagging bad and the game would've been running all night.
Survival Mode
Au-312008
Resources-123792
Time-1:3:3

Score: 10

"That kicked unrequited amoutns of ass"

submission: L337 Kr3w: Reanimation

date: May 20, 2008

I watched every one. Each had their greatness and I am wholeheartedly impressed with the whole feature. Please continue making amazing and blazingly awesome contributions.

Score: 3

"Ridiculous bulls$%t glitches."

submission: Thing-Thing 4

date: April 8, 2008

I invested a significant amount of time into this game because it WAS cool. After i finished genetics lab 5 on hard and was making for the exit, i attempted to switch my ammo-less hk-91 for a desert eagle that was lying near the exit. It was apparently too close to the exit and as i was switching weapons, the game also sent me to the next level. In the elevator, i discovered that the weapon in my hand switched at the rate of 3weapons a second, cycling through every gun in the game. I had no ammo and was unable to shoot. The only thing i can do is throw weapons. the game allows me to throw two of every weapon, then it defaults me to the lead pipe. I can't even pick up the weapons i threw! So now there is a whole pile of weapons, 1 dead guy due to thrown-weapon death, and his weapon now lying on the ground. as soon as i pick up his weapon, i can throw 2 of every weapon again until lead pipe default. I've tried going to the armory, throwing weapons for years upon years, restarting the game from the beginning, and yelling at the compy. all failures. FIX THAT SHIT NOW DAMNIT.

Score: 6

"MEH!"

submission: Armor Games Kondense

date: March 17, 2008

THe gameplay was a bit crap-tastic. ALso boring and the board control just felt forced and unrealistically crap-tastical. I hated it one minute after i started playing it.
Adjust the board control and then were talking.

Score: 8

"Unique"

submission: Rupee goes for a bike rid

date: March 17, 2008

The end got me good. I laughed so hard.

Score: 10

"Extremely Engaging"

submission: Outlaw pt.1

date: March 17, 2008

I really enjoyed the story and thought the gun was extra sweet.

Score: 10

"EVERY DAY"

submission: QWERTY Warriors 2

date: March 17, 2008

I give this a 5. By far the most impressive typing game i've ever come across. The versatility and flexibility of the game coupled with its engaging gameplay has me convinced that you've created a masterpeice.

Score: 6

"Tornados would've got me"

submission: The TV Commercial

date: March 10, 2008

because that weather service warning was wayyyyy to short for me to see any upcoming threats.